Self-described "Vampyre King" Rocky Flash was sentenced to two years in prison for threatening to beat, torture, dismember, decapitate and impale a judge and his children. The judge had the nerve to order Flash to keep away from a woman he had met on an online dating site.
Flash, 45, is the leader of Vampyre Nation — a Web site devoted to people who believe they're undead blood suckers, and those who want to, um, be sucked by them. There's even a blood donor's bill of rights for them.
I have no idea why anyone would want to avoid this charmer… for more on this one-of-a-kind "vampyre" oddball, be sure to see my story on home at Sphere.com.