Police say the cabbie picked up this woman, Jennifer Gille, at a motel… but she didn't get out at her destination.
She took off her clothes instead.
The, she demanded that the driver take her to Michigan — roughly 1,000 miles away. The driver drove to police department instead, but when he got out to ask for help she took control of the car and took off.
Insert your own joke about blondes and directions — because police didn't find her in Michigan. They found her a block away, in the back seat, still undressed.
Police believe alcohol and maybe even drugs — and not necessarily her blonde-ness — were involved.